Ok, after careful deliberation, I have chosen a knickname for that ever elusive person... It actually stems from something ridiculously cute that M.E. told me the first time she heard the whole story. The knickname is M.L., but I'm not explaining why on the grounds that it may prove beyond the shadow of a doubt how much of a girl I've turned into recently. The only thing I'll give in the way of a hint is that it's a Friends reference. If you can figure it out with that, well, you watch way more TV than me.