Heard on the quad today:

"I wanna rich, dumb, young nymphomaniac
to drive me around in her cadillac,
when she's not on her knees, she's on her back,
a rich, dumb, young nymphomaniac."

Now, a lot of people were offended by this, and understandably. I, on the other hand, just thought it was damn funny that any male had the nerve to sing this at an all girls school. But boy, I got a lot of dirty looks from my school mates when I was the only one cheering for him. heh.