So, what's the funniest thing I've seen lately? Interesting you should ask. It was the front page of the The Independant sitting in the lobby of the Crescent Hotel in London, adorned with a pic of Dubya looking dejected and pathetic, and next to it was a picture of a pretzel with the caption "The pretzel is not normally regarded as dangerous."

Just thought you'd like to know. That will be all for now.