want to eat healthy
but corn dogs are so tasty
yum happy fat girl

people are stupid
call me captain obvious,
rocket scientist

cat butt in my face
smile, you're on candid camera!
furry little brats!

house is such a mess
I should clean it, but I'm tired.
That, or just lazy.

learning the cello,
I feel sophisticated,
and incompetant.

got a new owl purse!
(this brings my count up to four.
uhm, obsessive much?)

still love elephant
jumping on the trampoline.
he's still my new crack.

want a dog so bad,
but Fuzzy would divorce me.
sigh, I remain poochless.

I am mostly pink
but when I'm mad, I turn red
damn capilaries.

whatever I knit,
Zelda wants to cuddle in.
I should spin cat hair

when I DO vacuum
it picks up enough cat hair
to make a new cat

it is time to sleep
my hubby says punkin time
so to bed I go

Labels: cello, haiku, poetry

and now, some haiku:

har har, a postcard
with greeting: "Hola, my friend!"
arrived here today

didn't do much work,
crocheted a hat (but it looks
like a yarmulke)

I love my boyfriend,
even when he is a bum,
or when he is fired.

got some news today,
made me giggle and EEEEEEEEEEEee
and wish I could tell

life is good in the
absence of fucktardery.
I hope it will last.

wish that my roommate
would not start conversations
when I am reading.

Labels: haiku, poetry

so yeah... some things...

1> There's a guy out in the parking lot. He's screaming. Oh, and singing, did I mention singing? And me with nothing to throw... Fucker.

2> Pelvic exams suck. Like by a lot. For instance, just because a surgical thingy is warm to the touch does not mean it is warm to the touch... Oh yeah, and sensations that are even remotely like being impaled on an umbrella which is subsequently opened? Not fun... The whole experiences was vaguely... violating, somehow... She didn't even want to cuddle after... *sigh*

3> Met with the prof of the Conrad paper fame. Said there's almost nothing I can do to not get an A in the class. Woot.

4> Asshole still yelling in parking lot. Wondering how well arrows will fly without bow to propel them. Could throw really, really hard... hmmmmm...

5> Oh and my body? That lying ass bitch? Started rebelling tonight instead of the previously agreed upon date of next Wednesday. Fucker.

6> Penelope Ann. Penny for short.

7> Have I mentioned what a goober you are? Because you are. And I like it. By a lot even.

8> There was one good thing about today. If my dr here on campus is correct, the school should start carrying my birth control in January. Meaning I'll be able to get it for about $4. Which, if my calculations are correct, is about 1/10th the price it is now. woot.

9> Ugh. I think my body is about to self destruct. Speeeewwww...

10> And now, another haiku:
devil duck key chain
sitting next to taz weeple
and tiny apple

Labels: haiku

1. Looking for a party on a Thursday night while everyone else is studying for finals? Head on over to my room, where my fucking downstairs neighbors take pride in being able to shake my fucking floor and rattle my fucking concentration the day before my last big test. fuckers.

2. I still don't want to go tomorrow. dammit.

3. I need suggestions for suitable names for a bearded dragon. Because dammit, they're cute.

4. Have I mentioned that I have absolutely no desire to go tomorrow? Because I don't.

5. So my sister is learning to use email and yahoo messanger. Woot.

6. I'm sorry I'm a bum sometimes. But you love me anyway, goddammit. And no evangelist. No no no no no.

7. I'm so glad you called me today. We should not ever be asshats like that again, okay? Cuz like, seriously, where would all the inside jokes go?

8. And yes, it is cute, isn't it? You know what they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery...

9. I managed to read a paper thats approximately 20 minutes long in 15 minutes.

10. I noticed about half way through that I wasn't actually breathing. or moving. It was quite an interesting sensation, I assure you.

11. And now, a haiku, for the initiated:
Stop looking at me.
Don't be looking at me. Cut
it out. Knock it off.

so yeah. that's all

Labels: haiku

and now, because I'm bored and because it looked like so much fun on haikutown, some haiku:

this place is foreign
pot smoke wafts in the windows
I wish you were here

-

listen up, dickhead
I don't like your gangsta rap
so turn that shit off

-

so it's been a year
can't escape 9/11
let go already

-

why is everyone
so extremely far away?
hello head, meet wall

-

the food here is good
farewell to food poisoning
my stomach thanks me

-

I already wish
this semester was over;
must get apartment

-

On monitor, cwab
sits boasting many colors
whilst shadow woof broods

Labels: haiku, poetry